As I was playing C.O.D. and screaming at kids for killing me and telling them to suck my mother's dick and telling them that I would rape them while they slept, I had the notion to go onto GTA V. I took C.O.D. out and threw it at the wall and poured gasoline over it before throwing a flaming zep lighter onto the piece of shit, and then popped in GTA V. I started out in a normal lobby, where players repeatedly joint-fucked me up the asshole, but I still came out with a positive Kill to Death ratio due to me using C.O.D. camper tactics and traps. After everyone left, I went to another lobby and found a newbie to the game. I took her under my wing and we robbed 5 stores, me splitting most of the cash with her. My friends joined in, and we all got in the same car with 4 stars and journeyed through the mountains. She then messaged me, but she used perfect grammar! I, being a retarded C.O.D. fanboy, couldn't read perfect grammar, and as a result I had spent two hours trying to read her message... I translated it to this: "Jus so u no, i dont not hav mic".